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Thursday, 28 March 2024

On tonight's news my tits

 



News reported that 47-year-old Simon stood in front of the camera feeling ridiculous in just a red teddy.

He said to his producer When I was a Man, I wore a suit. Why do I have to wear this?

His producer just looked at him and slapped him on the ass as he said sex sells, and we need the ratings.

So get out there, smile,e and show everybody your loveliness as you read the news, okay, sweetie?

Simon just looked at him with a pissed-off expression.

He wanted to punch him out.

But he knew he did not have the strength to do so.

Which just made him more frustrated with his new gender and body.

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